Am I From Another Planet?

I really don't feel like I'm THAT old. But I keep reading stories like this one in today's Post about how stressed out and Type-A all the high school kids are these days. I graduated from high school in 1991 and from college (the latest round) in 1998. I don't remember it being this bad. I don't remember the pressure. I don't remember caring that Harvard might turn me down leaving me with no choice but one of those really lousey state schools like, oh, I don't know, UC Berkley. Shouldn't they be getting high or something? Can't they just relax and worry about how to get the keg to the party and who to hook up with? KIDS THESE DAYS!

The irony, of course, is that once they get into college it will be all keg stands all the time.